i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Its about making memories worth repressing
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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