Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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