Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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