Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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