Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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