: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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