She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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