will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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