Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Green mimosas i think yes
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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