I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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