I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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