Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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