Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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