Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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