windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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