Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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