I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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