I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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