You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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