i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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