new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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