everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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