The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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