thus making me awesome and them whores
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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