i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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