No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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