I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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