i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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