What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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