do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
