we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
third nipple confirmed
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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