she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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