i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
MIDGETS
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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