Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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