Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It all started with a game of naked twister.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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