Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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