GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
