Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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