we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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