you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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