Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
foreskin is a definite game changer
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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