Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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