Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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