on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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