ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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