Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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