With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just high enough for therapy.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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