I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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