We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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