I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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