She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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